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April 9, 2014
William Saletan on Prop 8 supporters: "Why do these bigots still have jobs? Let's go get them."....Liz Cheney: "Mrs. Pelosi's problem is that her spine doesn't seem to reach her brain."....Obama on Rep. Paul Ryan's proposed budget: "If they tried to sell this sandwich at Zingerman's they'd have to call it 'The Stinkburger.'"....Sarah Palin on Ryan budget: "The definition of insanity."....Breitbart ad: "West Coast Politics -- Because You Can't Make This S*** Up."....DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz on ad: "Foul, offensive, and disrespectful to all women...A disgusting new low."....Bill O'Reilly on Stephen Colbert: "Clueless...Deceives his audience. Misguided in the extreme."....

April 2, 2014
Sarah Palin on Rep. Paul Ryan budget proposal: "A joke."....Ryan on Obamacare: "A slow-rolling fiasco...A Pyrrhic victory."....Boehner spokesman Michael Steel: "Every promise the President has made has been broken."....Cheney on Obama: "Nobody believes him -- for good reason. Look what he did with health care."....WY Sen. John Barrasso on Obamacare enrollment: "They're cooking the books."....Rush Limbaugh: "These numbers are obviously not believable...They had to cook the books...[Obamacare] is an absolute bottomless pit."....

March 25, 2014
Bill O'Reilly on Flight 370 coverage: "Embarrassing, irresponsible and dishonest."....Donald Rumsfeld on Afghanistan policy: "This administration, the White House and the State Department, have failed to get a status of forces agreement. A trained ape could get a status of forces agreement."....Rand Paul on the intelligence community: "Drunk with power, unrepentant, and uninclined to relinquish power."....NYT reporter James Risen on Obama Administration: "The greatest enemy of press freedom that we have encountered in at least a generation."....Mitt Romney: "It is hard to name even a single country that has more respect and admiration for American today than when President Obama took office."....Boehner spokeman Michael Steel on Harry Reid: "Sounds completely unhinged."....Michele Bachmann on Obama: "A lawless president who's violating the Constitution with every executive order."....John Boehner on Obamacare: "It has to be torn out by its roots."....Joan Rivers on Jay Leno: "Pick a finger."....

March 11, 2014
Tilda Swinton: "Russia has the gayest president. No, that's an offensive thing to say -- not to him, but to the gay community."....MN state Rep. Pat Garofalo tweet: "Let's be honest, 70% of teams in NBA could fold tomorrow and nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in streetcrime."....Sen. Lindsey Graham on Russia: "An oil and gas company, corruptly run, called a country."....Rep. Paul Ryan on school breakfast programs: "What they're offering people is a full stomach and an empty soul."....Joan McCarter on Ryan: "An ideologue with a basic and profound disregard for the poor."....Sarah Palin: "People are looking at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates."....Michelle Cottle on CPAC: "La Pierre and Trump were the political equivalent of that moment at the wedding when the maid of honor slaps the best man, throws up on the groom's grandma, and passes out in the punch fountain with her dress hiked up around her waist."....

March 4, 2014
House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Rogers: "Putin is playing chess and I think we are playing marbles."....Mark Helperin on Putin: "It's Russian roulette with a guy who is just unstable and isn't going to play by the right rules."....Pussy Riot member Maria Alyokhina: "The habit of standing on the sidelines has become a pillar of life in Russia. Political involvement and a lack of indifference are mocked."....Obama on Russia: "On the wrong side of history."....Harry Reid on the Koch brothers: "About as un-American as anyone that I can imagine...When you make billions of dollars a year you can be as immoral and dishonest as your money will allow you to be."....Fox News' Todd Starnes on veto of anti-gay discrimination bill: "It's a war on Christians."....David Denby: "This year, the self-surpassing commercial exploitation of the Academy Awards far outran the world's interest in them."....

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