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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • June 11, 2022

    "The truth about J6 is there was just a riot, and that's it. No one planned it, no one coordinated it, and President Trump had nothing to do with it...and no Member of Congress had anything to do with it."
    -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene

    "A hoax...POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!"
    -- Trump on televised hearings

  • June 10, 2022

    "Maybe our supporters have the right idea. Mike Pence deserves it."
    -- Trump, in response to the "Hang Mike Pence!" chant

  • June 09, 2022

    "...Al-Qaeda terrorists were treated better than I was...I was thinking to myself, 'This feels like Stalinist Russia.'...Help me, please! I'm looking at a half million dollars in legal expenses...or more! This could go to a million. I've got to raise that money. I can't kill my retirement!"
    -- former Trump aide Peter Navarro, arrested for ignoring Congressional subpoena

  • June 08, 2022

    "This is the most spectacular children's book ever!...I know your familly will enjoy it as much as mine did when King Donald was exonerated and Hillary Queenton Clinton was banished from the Kingdom once and for all!...Let's put this amazing book in every school in America."
    -- Trump, on The Plot Against the King, described by the publisher as "a fantastical retelling of Hillary Clinton's horrible plot against Trump"

  • June 07, 2022

    "Biden has just pushed the EU to stop buying Russian oil, payback for getting Trump elected."
    -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson

  • June 06, 2022

    "I feel like Nelson Mandela when he came out of prison. It's like the long walk to free speech freedom."
    -- Piers Morgan, on having a new TV show

  • June 05, 2022

    "Instead of calling me, and say "Hey we need you down at court, we got a warrant for you" -- I would have gladly come -- what did they do? They intercepted me getting on the plane...They bring me here, they stick me in a cell...What they did to me today violated the Constitution."
    -- former Trump adviser Peter Navarro, on being arrested for ignoring an "unlawful" subpoena from "the kangaroo committee on the Hill"

  • June 04, 2022

    "If you talk to the people that own it, killing feral pigs in the, whatever, the middle of Louisiana, they'll wonder, 'Why would you take it away from me?'"
    -- Sen. Bill Cassidy on banning the AR-15

  • June 03, 2022

    "Blaming the gun for what's happening in America is small-minded...In rural Colorado, an AR-15 is a gun of choice for killing raccoons before they get to our chickens. It is a gun of choice for killing a fox."
    -- Rep. Ken Buck

  • June 02, 2022

    "[People are] trying to blame an inanimate object for all of these tragedies... I go back to abortion, when we decided it was OK to murder kids in their mothers' wombs. Life has no value to a lot of these folks."
    -- Rep. Billy Long on mass shootings

    "Why aren't people in general not talking more about the pot psychosis violent behavior connection?"
    -- Fox News host Laura Ingraham