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TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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May 31, 2022
"The government wants to know if you're eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a peach tree dish."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene -
May 30, 2022
"Congress should... quickly establish impenetrable security at every school all across our land."
-- Trump"There should be only one way in, and that should be a well-protected entrance."
-- TX Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick"The best thing we can do for our children is to protect them with good guys with guns."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene"[The Uvalde killer] wouldn't have done exactly the same thing with a bat... or a machete?"
-- Donald Trump Jr. -
May 29, 2022
"I've never heard President Trump ever say that."
-- Georgia GOP senatorial candidate Herschel Walker, asked if he believes Trump's claim that the 2020 election was stolen -
May 28, 2022
"What we need to do is harden schools...Have one door into and out of the school and have...armed police officers at that door."
-- Sen. Ted Cruz on how to stop school shootings"How about a big f***ing moat around the school? How about shrinking the school down so it fits in a safe? How about putting it on the moon?"
-- Tim Heidecker in response -
May 27, 2022
"You've heard a lot about the 'great replacement' theory recently...and we are still not sure exactly what it is."
-- Fox News' Tucker Carlson, 5/17/22"The Democratic Party is trying to replace the current electorate...This policy is called The Great Replacement, the replacement of legacy Americans with more obedient people from far-away countries..."
-- Carlson previously, in one of hundreds of references to the subject -
May 26, 2022
21
-- number of times The Onion has re-published its satirical headline in the past eight years: 'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens -
May 25, 2022
"Why are we willing to live with this carnage? Where in God's name is our backbone?"
-- Biden on Texas massacre"Frail, confused, bitterly partisan, desecrating the memory of recently-murdered children with tired talking points, dividing the country...What a moment it would have been if he had stopped a sentence in and said, 'We're going to pray for these families...'"
-- Fox News' Tucker Carlson on Biden remarks -
May 24, 2022
"We're gonna do a political rallly and we're gonna honor Jesus...They're not gonna tell us 'separation of church and state.' We are the church! We run this state!...The church runs the state of Georgia!"
-- GA gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor at rally -
May 23, 2022
"I can't thank you enough for writing that letter to Georgetown [University] on Bucky's behalf. So nice of you. I know it'll help. Hope you're great and we can all get dinner soon."
-- Tucker Carlson, in a 2014 email to Hunter Biden -
May 22, 2022
"The time for genteel politics as usual has come to an end. It's time for the new right, it's time for Dark MAGA to truly take command."
-- Rep. Madison Cawthorn, upon losing primary