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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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April 12, 2022
"I skipped the first three; I'm not getting that one either....Whatever you're telling me, it's just not true."
-- Fox News' Tucker Carlson on Covid-19 vaccines -
April 11, 2022
"I think I'm the most honest human being, perhaps, that God has ever created."
-- Trump -
April 10, 2022
"Social media is not reality. You can be or say anything you want on social media. Hey, anything for the 'Gram or Facebook. It's not reality."
-- defense lawyer Camille Wagner, defending her 1/6 client's violent online talk -
April 09, 2022
"I don't understand where the men are. Like, where are the dads? You know, some teacher's pushing sex values on your third-grader, why don't you go in and thrash the teacher?"
-- Fox News' Tucker Carlson -
April 08, 2022
"They say that in Russia the people don't even know they're having a war because they have a rigged press. We have the same rigged press. Maybe not quite as severe."
-- Trump, on a country where more than 20 journalists have been murdered since Putin came to power -
April 07, 2022
"The last Judge Jackson [Robert H. Jackson] left the Supreme Court to go to Nuremberg and prosecute the case against the Nazis. This Judge Jackson might have gone there to defend them."
-- Sen. Tom Cotton on SC nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson -
April 06, 2022
recent tweets by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene:
"Disney wants to completely take your children and they want to indoctrinate them into sexual immoral filth.""Murkowski, Collins, and Romney are pro-pedophile."
"Next year, the woke Disney lobbyists will ask Congress to extend Micky [sic] Mouse's trademark [sic]. I think not."
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April 05, 2022
"Well what I would do is, I would, we would, have tremendous military capability and what we can do without planes, to be honest with you, without 44-year-old jets, what we can do is enormous, and we should be doing it and we should be helping them to survive and they're doing an amazing job."
-- Trump, asked what the U.S. should do about Ukraine -
April 04, 2022
"I have a lot of zeal. I have a lot of charisma. I've got a lot of aggression...but I realize at 26 years old, I don't have a lot of wisdom. So I was very happy to get to team up with speaker Newt Gingrich..."
-- Rep. Madison Cawthorn -
April 03, 2022
"[Democrats] want to make us all poor. They want to make you live in downtown areas, and high-rise buildings, and walk to work, or take the subway, or ride an electric scooter, or whatever it is that Pete Buttigieg takes to work."
-- Sen. Tom Cotton"You know what? Pete Buttigieg can take his electric vehicles and his bicycle, and he and his husband can stay out of our girls bathrooms. Yup."
-- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene at Trump rally