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May 14, 2011

"SEAL Team 6."

– phrase for which Disney recently submitted a trademark application

May 12, 2011

"I had a major hand and play in this wonderful thing, getting him out of the mountains and down to the valleys. Someone had to get him out of there. That's where I came in. I scared the squirrel out of his hole, he popped his head up and he got capped...He hadn't been living [in the Abbottabad compound] for no damn six years. I absolutely flushed him out."

– Gary Faulkner, the OBL-hunting sword-wielding American arrested in Pakistan last summer, trying to make the case that he should receive some of the $25 million reward money

May 10, 2011

"Osama bin Laden is dead! Happy days! Happy days, everybody! This is the greatest night of my career!"

– Geraldo Rivera, confirming that even the death of Osama bin Laden is about him

May 09, 2011

"The National Institute for Literacy estimates that 47% of adults (more than 200,000 individuals) in the City of Detroit are functionally illiterate, referring to the inability of an individual to use reading, speaking, writing, and computational skills in everyday life situations. We also know that of the 200,000... approximately half have a high school diploma or GED..."

– from a recent report

May 06, 2011

"Probably the most important moment maybe in American history."

– Condoleezza Rice on President Bush at Ground Zero

May 05, 2011

"A similar death and a similar taking away...The question comes down to this: what will you say to that next generation about what you did to make sure that wouldn't be their fate?"

– Michele Bachmann on taxes and the Holocaust

May 04, 2011

"55%"

– percentage of Republicans who, after release of Obama's long-form birth certificate, still think he was not, or might not have been, born in the U.S.

May 03, 2011

"There is nobody who is less of a racist than Donald Trump."

– Donald Trump

May 02, 2011

"Not a great country."

– Donald Trump on the U.S.

April 30, 2011

"Listen, you mother******s, we're going to tax you 25 percent!"

– Donald Trump, on how he'd tell China he's adding an export tariff

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